In which we dip into history.
The day started again looking grey but with a forecast of 18C, dry and clouds to burn off. We fueled up at the buffet breakfast and with instant coffee brought with me (I have learned not to go near the hotel coffee) we loaded into our behemoth bus, myself with high anticipation of watching the bus wiggle through very curvy, narrow roads en route to Chartwell House (Winston Churchill’s residence). I remember coming here before with concern that even the car would make it around some of the corners! Happily, there is obviously another route for coaches as we arrived with no problems and Sam, our driver, didn’t have his backing skills challenged. There were a lot of cyclists on the road, apparently it’s the day clubs do their rides (Sunday); definitely strength in numbers. With so many out on the narrow roads with no shoulders, I would be much happier in a bunch and all the drivers would be more used to the need to slow down on one designated day.

On arrival, we were given a specific time to enter Chartwell house, closely monitored by the National Trust, and sent on our way. The gardens were quite lovely, especially with the contrast to the brick. There were a lot of people milling about, and we suspect it’s a destination for a day out for many as there are lots of walks to take in the grounds, places for kids to play etc. The house tour is cleverly set up to be interesting for kids as well, and the volunteers in the rooms are largely very helpful and volunteer information though a couple were very stuffy!

The entrance garden

pond near entrance -photo courtesy Lisa Berry

The family was very well off, and had 26 servants during Winston Churchill’s time including three secretaries. Each room on the tour had a volunteer stationed in it answering questions and when I asked how much was taxpayer supported he looked horrifed and said “none”. I would have thought his government duties would at least have supplied a secretary…. but clearly they were not hurting. The estate includes 800 acres of rolling property.

terraces from top to bottom encompassed lovely countryside views

Cristy’s

Peony needing propping!

clematis on one of the many walls offered to climbing plants

particularly lovely clematis

definitely room to wander thoughtfully and be contemplative

The Walled Kitchen garden was more impressive than last time I was here, and I am still amazed at how far ahead their artichokes are!

herb section

As well as pheasants which scattered with the onslaught of tourists that arrived with us onto the lawns, there were black swans in the lake. We picked our way carefully through the field of goose poop to have a look.
Amazingly, no stragglers at the appointed exit time and we exited Chartwell exactly as scheduled. Next stop, Hevers Castle, very close by; but we had to go a roundabout way due to the size of the bus and even this route was interesting. It involved a very tight squeeze across a narrow bridge with a sharp right turn entrance onto it and the scraped brick at the top indicated previous passage of those not quick so adept, or lucky. At the other end of the bridge we needed to turn sharply right and this was accomplished by driving into a pub parking lot, backing up on the road (!!!) and then proceeding on our way. Drivers are amazingly patient while these manouvres occur, albeit truthfully they have no choice!
Hevers Castle, the childhood home of the unfortunate Anne Boleyn, was the next stop and we were all delighted to see that the craft fair was still on as we’d had few shopping opportunities up until this point as most shops had been closed by the time we were let loose on them!
We were ushered immediately to a sit down lunch, after a fairly crazy walk through the grounds of Hever Castle to the far side, through huge crowds attending the craft fair, the hog roast, water maze, costume dressup and other events going on today. Again, apparently a family destination on a weekend. A glass of prosecco started the meal and the starter was a nice mix of tempura veggies nicely presented, but alas things deteriorated from there. Awful fish and chips with peas, desert was a fairly decent raspberry mousse artfully presented with lemon balm leaves. It was a long and slow affair though. One sip of the coffee was enough to rocket us out of our chairs and into the Italian garden; we had passed through a lovely watery grotto enroute, and the Italian garden was large. Unfortunately it was impossible not to notice the sooty mould on the clematis leaves and the profusion of aphids on the mostly still budded roses in the rose garden. Obviously the gardens don’t get the care and attention of the castle.

There was a long cascade of pools like this all down the walk to the Pavilion – really lovely and would be heavenly on a very hot day

camelias all along the wall to the right for an extensive distance – unfortunately covered with sooty mould

Some roses were out, though many weren’t and I suspect bud damage will occur with the profusion of aphids
the lawns are mowed by robovacs, one of which was parked discretely in a corner.

and as always the walls provided a milieu for their own displays. Yes, there were grape vines as well!

Pineapple bush; the flowers looked and smelt like pineapples!
Then to the obligatory castle tour. The castle was taken over by the Astors (American) in the early 1920’s and refurbished. Some of the original work was restored, but much was redone in a more modern (and frankly liveable) renovation. Overall though the castle was dark with pokey rooms, and not a place I’d love to live in..

There were two significant floods which had water significantly up the wall of the first floor, and ruined the documents in the lower level.

castle courtyard

bedroom

dining room

gallery woodwork – happily above the flood line!

Unusual colouring
We wandered over to the water maze, which is apparently wildly popular, and empathized with the older man patrolling it, shouting at the wild kids trying to climb the centre rocks, and running on the wet concrete to stay safe while their parents watched unmovingly on the sidelines… we decided that looking was adequate once we figured out how it worked (weight on a slab produced a water jet directed at one). Likely lovely on a hot day…
Next a beeline to the coffee stall near the craft tents, where real coffee was obtained for the first time of the day albeit breaking the <2 p.m. rule (it was about 4:30 by now). We wandered over to the craft tents only discovering then that they were packing up in anticipation of closing at 5 p.m. Ooops. Sorry folks at home, that was a missed opportunity for a souvenir for you LOL.
A quick sally back to the bus for 5:30 and we arrived back at the hotel at 6:20 p.m., late for the only appointment I’d made the whole trip! Met up with second cousin Stuart and partner Stella who live nearby and we had a quick local beer (Harvey’s bitter) at a nearby pub and it was a lovely catchup.
Back to start packing – glad we aren’t moving often! Logistically challenging as the day pack I use for the gardens carries a LOT of my important luggage such as electronics and all the stuff I carry on the plane as they would be a pain to replace. Have to figure that one out in the morning.









































































